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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
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"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit sir. Our chef used to be a tailor."
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"My professor told me my writing reveals my erudite nature. I explained that my birthstone is actually amethyst."
"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."
"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."
"What do you call a caffeinated beverage that lasts forever? Infini-tea."
"What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch..."
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."