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Joke of the Day
"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."
Next Joke
"WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.. U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*"
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"
"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"
"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"
"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"
"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"