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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"
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"Two atoms One atom says to the other, ""you're a weird dude. You know that?"" The other atom responds ""hey man, we all have some quarks."""
"There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food."
"Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold."
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"
"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"
"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."