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Joke of the Day

"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"

"Weird, started flirting in this bar and for some reason 4 guys just killed themselves."

"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."

"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"

"rest of the week anyway."

"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"

"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."

"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."