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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
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"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"
"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis? A shit ton."
"I went to that new sexy internet cafe My server sure had a nice rack"
"Hush little laptop dont you cry mommas gonna find you another wifi."
"My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens. He said, ""No, why?"" And I said, ""Because that would explain why it's a free range."""