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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."

"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."

"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."

"are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?"

"The dent ""I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"" ""Yeah."" ""Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"" ""Yes, I did."" ""I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"" ""Exactly."""

"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."

"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."