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Joke of the Day

"The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... ""Hail, Satan"""

"Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account... That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts"

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."

"I remember when my son fell asleep at a house party we had. I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face. My wife went mental when she picked him up to change his nappy."

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."