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Joke of the Day

"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"

"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."

"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"

"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."

"I told a wild dog to go away... It dingo anywhere."

"sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u... *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*"