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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"
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"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."
"Someone accused my dad of stealing from his job in the roads department... ...I thought it was nothing to worry about but when I got home the signs were everywhere."
"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"
"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river? The Crimea River."
"An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end."
"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"
"Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family."