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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman meets a.... Latvian. No potato. Both die. Is end."

"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."

"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"

"1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off."

"I like going up to people with motorcycle helmets and asking them for Daft Punk's autograph."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"A fondue party... But instead of bread, it's more cheese. And instead of people, it's even more cheese."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"