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Joke of the Day
"What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river? The Crimea River."
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"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."
"On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. MIND BLOWN"
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"Hi, I'd like to order a baby ""Excuse me?"" It says here you deliver babies? ""Sir this is a hospital"" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]"
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
"All of the UFO sightings were just people seeing chuck Norris fly to McDonald's."
"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."