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Joke of the Day

"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"

"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"

"How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."

"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"

"The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"

"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"

"What did the judge say to the repeat sex offender at his arraignment? [Damn, Daniel - back at it again with the white van.](http://therealcape.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/white-van-png.jpg)"

"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"