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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
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"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"
"Scariest thing ever The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!"
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. Which is really scary because that means that 75% are running around untreated."
"""My Heart Mustard Go On"" - Celine Dijon"
"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."
"I thought about getting two pets and naming them One and Two. So when One dies, I'll still have Two."
"Nice guys finish last. But thats because practice makes perfect."