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Joke of the Day

"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"Sodium...Sodium...Sodium...Sodium...Sodium... Batman!"

"Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes? Mosqui-toes."

"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"

"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"