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Joke of the Day

"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"

"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"

"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."

"What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick."

"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"

"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."

"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."

"Astronaut Scott Kelly recently came back from the International Space Station and did an interview. Wow, he's such an amazing person, he's really down to earth."

"Straight people... are fucking pussies."

"Identify a superhero: You see him flying: Superman If you see him climbing: Spiderman If you see him swimming: Aquaman If you see him exploding: Musulman"