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Joke of the Day

"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."

"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"

"Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?"

"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."

"What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again"

"Women's rights. want to laf again? **WOMYNS RITES!!!** el oh el"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"Sorry, I can't go. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)"