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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."

"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."

"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."

"Why are blacks so fit? From running away from fatherhood."

"Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin"

"I have a foot fetish, but only for left feet. I know you are thinking ""That ain't right."""

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'."