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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts."

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face."

"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."

"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"

"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"