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Joke of the Day

"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"

"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."

"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."

"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."

"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"

"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."

"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"