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Joke of the Day

"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."

"The only joke my mom ever made was me"

"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"

"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"

"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""

"What did the grape say when she let her kids play in the sun to long? I hate raisin kids!"