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Joke of the Day

"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"

"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("

"Have you found them? ""Not yet, sir."" THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? ""They wear tiny masks, sir."""

"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"

"SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race, who won ? the fat American, because the other 2 are fictional characters"

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"Wife just looked at an 8""x8"" picture and estimated it to be 12""x12"". Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."

"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"

"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."