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Joke of the Day

"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"

"Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run ""I'd give my left arm"" and ""Single-handedly"" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes."

"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"

"I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about."

"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"I went for my interview to be a bus driver I told them 'Sorry I'm late' They said 'you're hired'"

"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."