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Joke of the Day

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"

"I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew. The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots."

"Live every day like it's your last! . . . So now I'm 26 stone, have a drink/drug problem and about to face life imprisonment."

"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"

"Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expecting a song within the hour"

"My wife is gone for the next 3 days, so if any ladies out there want to come over & yell at me to take out the garbage & not have sex, hmu"

"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."