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Joke of the Day

"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."

"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."

"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""

"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"

"- Doctor, kiss me! - I can't. We, the doctors, follow a very strict work ethic that does not allow us to kiss our patients. Honestly speaking, I should have never even fucked you in the first place!"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys"

"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."

"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."