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Joke of the Day

"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."

"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"Farmers are outstanding in their field because... they can raise things without lifting them"

"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""

"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"

"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"

"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"