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Joke of the Day
"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."
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"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."
"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."
"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"
"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""
"Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal."
"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."
"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."