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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"
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"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""
"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."
"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."
"I drank tequila in a cave... ...it was a shot in the dark"
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
"A significant proportion of public restroom users are assholes. The rest are all either dicks or cunts."
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"Who is your Grandma's favorite politician? Bernie Sandmaster Flash"