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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"
Next Joke
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."
"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."
"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."
"My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and broken dreams disguised as lessons learned."
"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
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