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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Cambodian person to join you? Just shout ""Hey, Khmer!"""
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"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"
"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."
"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"
"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"
"What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket? A down comforter."