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Joke of the Day

"I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did... Iran"

"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"

"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."

"What did the mathematician wear in the beauty contest?"

"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"

"My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean."

"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."