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Joke of the Day
"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."
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"Q: What is yellow and wears a mask? A: The Lone Lemon."
"Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)"
"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"
"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."
"Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away."
"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."
"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."
"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"