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Joke of the Day

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake."

"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."

"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"

"I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: ""You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."""

"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"

"The human body is basically flavored water"