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Joke of the Day

"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, I am okay."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."

"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."

"Favorite lame DAD joke"

"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."