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Joke of the Day

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"

"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"

"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"

"Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun"

"Whats the worse part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"

"What's the smelliest type of pencil? A #2 pencil"