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Joke of the Day

"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"

"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"

"Thanks to Target's full length 3 way mirrors, I'm now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back."

"How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy? Foam fest"

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"

"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"

"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""

"Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch."