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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."
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"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."
"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"
"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"
"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."
"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."
"Russian Porn Doesn't it get you soviet?"
"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"