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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."
Next Joke
"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."
"Have you heard the tagline for the new Ghostbusters movie? Now with 400% more bust!"
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"What do most people wear to court? Law-suits"
"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb? (It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE"
"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."