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Joke of the Day

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone."""

"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"

"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"

"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"

"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"

"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."

"Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you."

"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."

"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."