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Joke of the Day

"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."

"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."

"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."

"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""

"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"

"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"

"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."

"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"What's bloody and painful and happens once a month? Flossing"