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Joke of the Day

"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"

"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."

"How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot? Shanghai"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."

"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."

"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."

"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"[comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?"