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Joke of the Day
"What did Matthew McConaughey say after voting for Trump? alt right, alt right, alt right"
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"What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command? Present Alms!"
"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."
"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"
"I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind."
"What do you call a two-headed lesbian dinosaur? Eat-a-lotta-puss"
"What do you call a women that catches fish? Annette"
"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."