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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."

"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"

"Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open."

"Terrorists are starting to get worried coz Americans have now started to steal their jobs"

"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."

"What did the Brontosaurus say to the Stegosaurus? ""Get Jurassic over here!"""

"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"

"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."

"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."