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Joke of the Day
"I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately."
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"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"Want to see 45 years of wrinkles disappear in less than one minute? nsfw Rub my penis."
"Do nomads ever get angry?"
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."
"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."