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Joke of the Day

"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"Boss:my office, now! Me:*to myself* dont be about Twitter dont be about Twitter B:we've had a sexual harassment complaint M:Oh thank God!"

"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"

"(pretending to be well-read to impress a girl) War and Peace? Yeah I loved that one ""What was your favorite part?"" I'd have to say the Peace"

"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."

"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."