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Joke of the Day

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"

"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"

"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."

"I hate it when someone asks you for directions and you can't remember a street name so you have to strangle them behind the gas station."

"I happily dad joked my fiance While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side. To which I replied, ""At least you won't smell half bad!"""

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."

"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"