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Joke of the Day
"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
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"Please help me with a punchline to: ""How do you find an amish guy on the internet..."" I've got nothin, but I feel like there could be something there. Any help is appreciated."
"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Please women who wear 1 inch heels. What's the point? You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make? Don't answer that."
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"You always hear a stake through the heart is an effective way to kill a vampire, but actually, it's an effective way to kill lots of things"