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Joke of the Day

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."

"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."

"A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. ""Ha! That's not going to help,"" she said. ""Sure, it does,"" he said. ""It's the only way I can see the numbers."""

"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."

"Your Google search history is the real you."

"In a recent survey on why men like BlowJobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and... ...82% just like the silence."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention."