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Joke of the Day

"In a recent survey on why men like BlowJobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and... ...82% just like the silence."

"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"

"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."

"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the 2nd one would have ducked..."

"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."

"Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead"

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"How do you greet a three-headed monster? Hi, hi, hi."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"