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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: binoculars"

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"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance."
"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."
"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."
"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."