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Joke of the Day
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
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"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"The best thing about being a woman is having two stress balls attached to your chest."
"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"
"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."
"why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha"
"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""
"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"