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Joke of the Day
"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."
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"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"If I swallow magnets will it make me attractive?"
"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."
"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."
"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"